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Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out

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IT Guy Requests Employees Stop Placing Difficult-To-Remove Stickers On Him

CHICAGO—Emphasizing that people were specifically forbidden from vandalizing things that were technically company property, local IT guy Ron Freeman told employees Thursday to stop placing difficult-to-remove stickers on him. “Hi all, just a…

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Things To Never Say To Someone Who Owns A Pit Bull

Most pit bull owners are just as insane as the dogs they own. Never say the following things to someone who has a pit bull.

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Elderly Polish Man At Bar Apparently Allowed To Smoke Inside

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IT Guy Requests Employees Stop Placing Difficult-To-Remove Stickers On Him

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Grandma Coughing Better These Days

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Preacher Not Drenched In Sweat Must Not Be Very Connected To Holy Spirit

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Woman Throws Away All The Food In Grocery Store So She Won’t Be Tempted

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Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out

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Things To Never Say To Someone Who Owns A Pit Bull

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Onion Gift Guide: Father’s Day Gifts For Every Type Of Dad

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Things People Hate The Most About Public Transportation

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Elderly Polish Man At Bar Apparently Allowed To Smoke Inside

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Ceiling Fan Knocks Off 1,000th Chef’s Hat

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Old Dog Having Absolute Blast On Car Ride Over To Euthanasia Appointment

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Black Woman Spends Out-Of-Body Experience Yelling At Paramedics To Actually Help Her

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The Onion’s Test Sweatshop Helps You Find The Perfect Car

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Tips For Officiating A Wedding

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The Onion’s Test Sweatshop Helps You Travel In Comfort And Style

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‘The Onion’ Guide To Tipping

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Weather Forecast Says It's Windy As A Bastard

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Nauseatingly Precious NYC Couples To Walk Around In Rain

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Scattered Deaths Of Elderly Floridians Expected Throughout The Week

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We Dumb It Down The Best We Can For Our Viewers In The Deep South

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