Today 2:25PM
FREE CITY OF LUBECK, HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE—Apologizing for not thinking five centuries ahead when looking for a job,…
Tuesday 12:00PM
DENVER—Realizing he could still make something of himself and even attain social prominence, local man Paul Aleman…
Tuesday 7:00AM
ST. PAUL, MN—Droning on and on about how difficult it was to lead a plant-based lifestyle throughout the ’90s and…
Monday 9:31AM
Monday 9:13AM
6/10/21 11:00AM
SEATTLE—Coming together to pay tribute to the 27-year-old in a manner they felt would honor him best, community…
6/10/21 8:33AM
6/10/21 1:35AM
HOUSTON—Pleased by the scammer’s presumption that he had a net worth greater than zero, local man Connor Franklin…
6/09/21 2:00PM
Benihana Asks Diners To Surrender Their Phones So Everyone Can Be In The Moment During Onion Volcano
CINCINNATI—In an effort to ensure the dazzling culinary performance received the thoughtful consideration it…
6/09/21 12:55PM
BOSTON—Calling the benefit the only way to lure employees back into the workforce following the pandemic, local…
6/09/21 11:21AM
6/09/21 7:00AM
DAYTON, OH—Appearing oblivious to the fact that her friends were shifting uncomfortably in their seats as she spoke,…
6/09/21 7:00AM
NEW YORK—Managing to evoke unparalleled feelings of pity and fear in its audience, a fundraising email sent…
6/08/21 1:55PM
NEW YORK—Expressing discontentment at the total takeover of the month-long celebration, local man Drew Barrington…
6/08/21 1:50PM
SAVANNAH, GA—Completely oblivious of the implications of her body’s positioning, Rebecca Branagan, 30, reportedly…
6/08/21 11:41AM
BEMIDJI, MN—Realizing too late his request to see a selection of the restaurant’s alcoholic beverages had been both…
6/07/21 2:55PM
BROOKLYN, NY—Expressing frustration that she had to reroute her walk, local woman Shelly Jenkins confided to…
6/04/21 1:25PM
AUSTIN, TX—Employing tools such as a tongue depressor, a reflex hammer, and an extended index finger, a…
6/04/21 7:00AM
ALBANY, NY—Upon stepping from the dirty tile to the vinyl wood flooring, local ShopRite customer Miranda Stephens…
6/03/21 12:55PM
ATHENS, OH—Expressing annoyance at the pest that had taken up residence in her house, local woman Rebecca Behneke…