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Chicago City Workers Clear Ice By Pouring Hot Beef Drippings Onto Roads

CHICAGO—Using the rendered animal fat to limit the impact of winter weather, Chicago city workers reportedly cleared ice Friday by pouring hot beef drippings onto roads. “In order to ensure residents can safely commute around the city, we are…

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What To Say To Someone Who Refuses To Vote

With so much at stake in upcoming elections, it’s more important than ever for Americans to stand up and make their voices heard. Here’s what to say to someone who refuses to vote.

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Girlfriend’s Hair Somehow Inside Wallet

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Serial Killer’s Taunts Mailed To Dollar Tree Where Old Police Station Used To Be

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Enjoy This Free TikTok Cooling Station

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Is It Ethical For Prenatal Testing To Tell You If Your Baby Will Be Too Annoying To Love?

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We Invited Logan Paul And BTS To Collab On A Video With Us And They Crashed Into Each Other On The Way Over

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How Do Self-Driving Cars Avoid Driving Straight To The Beach?

News In Brief

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Chicago City Workers Clear Ice By Pouring Hot Beef Drippings Onto Roads

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Frustrated Hospital Worker Rounds Up Gurneys Patients Failed To Put in Parking Lot Corrals

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Dad Doesn’t Approve Of Direction Mall Headed In

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Woman Unsure If She Turned Off Stove Finally Makes Peace With Possibly Killing Everyone In Building

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What To Say To Someone Who Refuses To Vote

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Signs Your Child’s School Is Not Prepared For Covid-19

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Things You Should Never Say To An ICU Nurse

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Lies Men Will Tell To Get You To Sleep With Them

News In Photos

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Serial Killer’s Taunts Mailed To Dollar Tree Where Old Police Station Used To Be

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Girlfriend’s Hair Somehow Inside Wallet

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Intubated Man Informed That His Free Covid Tests Have Arrived

‘They’ll Know What I Mean,’ Says Man Putting ‘Goofball’ In Tinder Profile After Forgetting Word For Psychopath

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The Onion’s Guide To Wordle

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The Onion’s Guide To Tea

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The Onion’s Guide To Socially Responsible Investing

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How To Make Cold Brew Coffee

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Weather Forecast Says It's Windy As A Bastard

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Nauseatingly Precious NYC Couples To Walk Around In Rain

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Scattered Deaths Of Elderly Floridians Expected Throughout The Week

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We Dumb It Down The Best We Can For Our Viewers In The Deep South

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