LocalWoman Pushing Stroller Just Assumes Everyone Going To Move Out Of Her Way On HighwayMILWAUKEE—Striding forth with presumptuous disregard for all in her path, a local woman pushing a stroller Thursday reportedly just assumed that everyone was going to move out of her way on the interstate. “That’s so annoying—she’s on a walk with…
LocalMan Who Went To Grocery Store Horny Leaves With Way Too Many Overripe MelonsGROVELAND, CA—Saying he knew he’d made a mistake the second he looked down at his shopping cart in the checkout line, local man Travis Fischer begrudgingly admitted to reporters Wednesday that he had purchased way too many overripe melons after…
LocalExcited Parents Inform Only Child He’s Going To Have A Little Competitor For Their Love And Attention
InfographicTips For Traveling With A PetWith summer around the corner, Americans will be taking more trips, and studies show that those trips increasingly include their pets. The Onion provides helpful tips for traveling with your pet.
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InfographicThe Onion’s Test Sweatshop Helps You Pamper Your PetsDeciding which products will fulfill your basic needs or fill that gaping hole in your heart can be stressful. The Onion’s Test Sweatshop is here to help. Every product we recommend has been tested for over 50,000 hours by our army of indentured…
InfographicPros And Cons Of Parental Controls On AppsSnapchat is the latest app to roll out parental controls in response to growing concerns about the kinds of content kids and teens can access online, but critics of parental controls say they can have unintended consequences. The Onion evaluates the…
