CLEMSON, SC—Kicking himself for not buying more than a single pint, local man Billy Crenshaw was reportedly…
HOBOKEN, NJ—Saying she wanted one within arm’s reach in case of an emergency, local single woman Frances Higgins…
COLUMBUS, GA—Drawing a blank just seconds after landing on the trunk of the Douglas fir, local domestic shorthair…
AMARILLO, TX—Opening his suitcase to reveal a glowing bounty of illegally smuggled lotions, pills, and inhalers,…
HUDSON, NY—In a lesson intended to help her class understand the crucial feature of ecology, elementary school…
CHICAGO—Warning that many needy families could be left without team paraphernalia during the winter sports season, a…
PENSACOLA, FL—Saying he gave it his all but simply came up short, lifeguard Brett Canberra reportedly had to admit…
WATERBURY, CT—As he attempted to mind his business and go about his day as the only African American person in his…
GREENWICH, CT—Bursting into shouts of opposition as an attorney read aloud her will, members of the local Douvry…
EAST HANOVER, NJ—Criticizing the outdated attitudes and policies of the most powerful branch of the armed services,…
HYDE PARK, NY—Moments after being seated at local establishment Stonehill Tavern, local man Jeremy Kilpatrick…
FORT WAYNE, IN—Noting the odd idiosyncrasy exclusive to the identical pair, sources reported Wednesday that two area…
DENVER—After local woman Ruby Johnson filed a lawsuit claiming police had conducted an illegal search when they…
NEW YORK—According to a source huddling nearby in the basement of an apartment building, a local rat mother came…
ANN ARBOR, MI—With a twinkle of seasonal cheer in her eyes as she informs well-wishers of her estrangement from her…
MITCHELL, SD—After assuring his dinner companions at Blarney’s Sports Bar and Grill that he was more than capable of…
WAYNESVILLE, OH—Launching what appeared to be a fully coordinated social media campaign to alert family and friends…
WATERLOO, IA—Stating that “you never know what could happen down the road,” local man James Kenney told reporters…
PORTSMOUTH, NH—Saying they had to be realistic about what their current situation entailed, married couple Brett…
GREAT FALLS, MT—Nervously readjusting his thick and healthy follicles, local man Mike Chesper told reporters Monday…