KNOXVILLE, TN—Insisting he had probable cause to search the 19-year-old’s braincase, police officer Patrick O’Shea…
PHILADELPHIA—Alarmed and horrified by the dog’s sudden attack, onlookers reportedly screamed Friday as a pit bull…
BAYONNE, NJ—As he counted aloud his 30 chest compressions and puffed out his cheeks to blow big breaths into the…
PROVIDENCE, RI—Saying the new strategy had drastically reduced worker turnover, local consultancy firm Brandwater…
FORT MYERS, FL—Issuing a reminder that the building’s rules must be followed even in the most catastrophic natural…
NEW YORK—As the man recalled in excruciating detail his objectively normal childhood, sources attending an…
MOUNT PLEASANT, SC—Remarking that at the very least she should have begun to fear for her safety, local man James…
CONWAY, AR—Faced with claims that he was too old to be living in the moment and enjoying life to the fullest,…
AUSTIN, TX—Noting that her hiring manager seemed particularly interested in her skills as a future mother, Tesla job…
GAINESVILLE, FL—Sources confirmed Tuesday that local man James McDermott, despite living on a doomed planet, was…
RACINE, WI—Offering a balanced perspective on the impending end to their marriage, local parents Alex and Rebecca…
NEW YORK—Saying the policy was intended to ensure all workers felt fairly treated, Cardiff Digital’s human resources…
MISSOULA, MT—Craning her neck and looking up to take in the full majesty of the night sky, local woman Andrea…
TULSA, OK—After the drawing he made of a sinister killer wielding a knife came out looking more like a smiling kid…
PEABODY, MA—Saying he was looking forward to a more up-close-and-personal experience, local man Todd Hampton…
SEATTLE—Expressing frustration that his ageless insights were being utterly squandered by the overeager mid-level…
NEW YORK—Rejoicing over his latest triumph, renowned grandmaster and political activist Garry Kasparov reportedly…
ST. LOUIS—Careful to be not be overzealous as she discharged the canister of Mace into her assailant’s eyes, local…
OVERLAND PARK, KS—Explaining the sound rationale behind his decision not to read in public or wear purple-colored…