NEW YORK—Sprawling on the floor of his cramped studio apartment surrounded by crumpled-up sheet music, composer Lee…
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TRAVERSE CITY, MI—Breathlessly anticipating the verdict on the restaurant’s self-described New American cuisine, the…
SEATTLE—Acknowledging that his addition was more from obligation than excitement, a group of friends admitted Monday …
GORHAM, ME—Voicing their suspicions about backroom deals being cut at the local restaurant, patrons at the Blue Pig…
DUBUQUE, IA—Emphasizing that the show had really picked up steam lately, the nation’s sister-in-law sources revealed…
SACRAMENTO, CA—Describing how even one look at her boyfriend sent her “heart pounding,” local 28-year-old Miranda…
WATERLOO, IA—Saying they had at first believed the vehicle signaled the end of the morning’s festivities, witnesses…
CINCINNATI—While insisting they always tried to follow the facility’s policies as best they could, workers at…
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—After violating the company’s terms of service with his factually inaccurate message, local man…
MINNETONKA, MN—Local surgeon Dr. Jason Kranz told reporters Thursday he was kind of pissed when a patient witnessing…
BOTHELL, WA—Apparently obsessed with keeping tabs on the personal contact details of his fellow residents, David…
HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA—Rapidly turning his head between the spreading leak and the approaching flames, rescue worker…
FRONTENAC, MO—Declaring that the home’s decor stood in violation of a bevy of the basic community guidelines, a…
NEW YORK—Shaking his head in response to the release of the Pandora Papers revealing over 100 billionaires were…
KEARNEY, NE—Estimating that it could still be years until the aging man’s sedentary lifestyle finally caught up with…
COLUMBUS, OH—Expressing regret at the unfortunate error, remorseful internet poster Dan Hitchins, 33, reportedly…
BOSTON—Explaining that she felt more firm standing by her principles given the healthy job market, unvaccinated…
LOUISVILLE, KY—Stating that he had been unable to find any in the restroom but thought they might have some on hand,…
YONKERS, NY—Complaining that he would absolutely not shut up about the insects and their “incredible abilities,”…