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Absent-Minded Billionaire Almost Forgets To Pay $0 In Taxes

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Absent-Minded Billionaire Almost Forgets To Pay $0 In Taxes

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Backup Plan Does Look Pretty Good In That Tux

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Backup Plan Does Look Pretty Good In That Tux

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Conflict-Avoidant Vending Machine Accepts Canadian Coin

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Conflict-Avoidant Vending Machine Accepts Canadian Coin

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Idaho Public School Just Dead Hamster Floating In Toilet

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Idaho Public School Just Dead Hamster Floating In Toilet

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Business Hopes Little Sign In Spanish Counts As Community Outreach

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Business Hopes Little Sign In Spanish Counts As Community Outreach

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Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth

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Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth

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Man Wears Bald Cap To Hide Embarrassing Bald Spot

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Man Wears Bald Cap To Hide Embarrassing Bald Spot

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Bar Bathroom Light Switch Wet

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Bar Bathroom Light Switch Wet

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Lost Dog Poster More Of A Warning To Avoid Dog

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Lost Dog Poster More Of A Warning To Avoid Dog

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Man Biting Into Messy Sandwich Lets Out Little Whimper Of Capitulation To Falling Condiments

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Man Biting Into Messy Sandwich Lets Out Little Whimper Of Capitulation To Falling Condiments

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Pyromaniac Burns Down Candle

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Pyromaniac Burns Down Candle

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Man Declared Legally Dead Wakes Up In Urn

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Man Declared Legally Dead Wakes Up In Urn

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Company Designates 2-Foot Circle Drawn On Floor As Breast Pumping Area

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Company Designates 2-Foot Circle Drawn On Floor As Breast Pumping Area

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Weird Little Hat Not Even Religious

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Weird Little Hat Not Even Religious

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Woman Treats Self To Indulgent Meal Of Adequate Caloric Value

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Woman Treats Self To Indulgent Meal Of Adequate Caloric Value

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3 A.M. SXSW Set At Some Place Named Ploppy’s Beef Chunk Referred To As Big Break

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3 A.M. SXSW Set At Some Place Named Ploppy’s Beef Chunk Referred To As Big Break

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Ragged Houseplant Drags Itself Over Expanse Of Living Room Floor In Search Of Water

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Ragged Houseplant Drags Itself Over Expanse Of Living Room Floor In Search Of Water

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Go-Bag Consists Solely Of Axe For Taking Someone Else’s Supplies

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Go-Bag Consists Solely Of Axe For Taking Someone Else’s Supplies

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It Absolutely Impossible To Tell That Boring Couple On Date Falling Deeply In Love

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It Absolutely Impossible To Tell That Boring Couple On Date Falling Deeply In Love

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Badass Car Driving Around With Parking Ticket Still On Windshield

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Badass Car Driving Around With Parking Ticket Still On Windshield

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