TERRE HAUTE, IN—Screaming incoherently about transgender girls in sports and the need to teach children cursive so…
PLATTSMOUTH, NE—Recoiling in shock after he opened a drawer and spotted the odd-looking implement, disgusted local…
WINNFIELD, LA—Reflecting that the experience taught him more about what it is to be alive than he had ever thought…
CANTON, OH—Still holding out hope and not wishing to disturb the many memories the space held for them, local…
ROCHESTER HILLS, MI—Peering out her kitchen window with concern after noticing the pedestrian across the street,…
CLEVELAND—Rushing into action mere moments before the situation reached a point of no return, heroic police officer…
DAVENPORT, IA—Perplexed by the toddler’s affection for the nonagenarian, sources confirmed Tuesday that local…
MARIPOSA, CA—Taking in the picturesque sight of where he will die, local hiker Lucas Tribold reportedly climbed up a…
MOORESVILLE, IN—Purporting to be proud to reside in the U.S., local resident Jeff Chapman, who spends six hours a…
NEW YORK—In an effort to establish clear and definable targets for the coming decade, private equity firm Hawthorne…
MILL VALLEY, CA—Expressing concern about the alarming number of creative endeavors over the past month, local man…
Bill Maher is a self proclaimed “old-school liberal” comedian who has come under fire for his controversial views on…
SAN JOSE, CA—As part of an effort to nurture and raise its young, a self-driving Tesla regurgitated a pedestrian…
EL PASO—Telling the same story over and over again about the “good old days” at the top of the polls, an old guy at…
TULSA, OK—Observing that he had taken time to reflect and grieve, friends of local man John Tellez were encouraging…
PEARSALL, TX—Explaining that it was hard not to feel inferior given their job responsibilities, ICE agent Marcus…
CHICAGO—Gawking at the man who they speculated would become the world’s next billionaire, onlookers at Higher Ground…
