Track and Field, Hurdles — Des Moines, Iowa
Event At Which She’s Most Likely To Win Gold: 60-meter tripping
Workout Routine: Carefully watched by leering creeps
Disappointment: Wind-assisted 7.88 at 2007 nationals marred by fact that wind only did it to get in her pants
Post-Olympic Plans: To finish writing book about her choice to live as an adult virgin, Jump Hurdles, Not Guys
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Occupation: Still looking for full-time job jumping over small barriers