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Long Lines Anticipated At Polls

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Despite early voting, some are expecting a record turnout and long lines at polling places Tuesday. What do you think?


"Oh, I'm not worried about long lines. I always just show up with my hottest female friends and walk right up to the bouncer."

Keith Berkowitz • Dog Trainer

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too? And by that I mean I'm not voting."

Campbell Rautenberg • Bank Teller

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"Well, the long lines will be because of election workers Iris and Mildred. This will be their 17th presidential election since retiring, and they're not as fast at going through the big book of names as they once were."

Bill Newbrough • Truck Driver