Researchers found that geriatric mice treated with low doses of THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, showed improved cognitive function. What do you think?


“I’m sick of scientists always ripping off my mouse studies.”

Will Berrebbi • Salvage Consultant

“I didn’t even know insufficiently intelligent old mice were a problem.”

Damien Clark • Child Proofer

“What, those pansies can’t handle more than one hit?”

Gloria Kurzweil • Funeral Reader