Luxury Cars Fail Crash Test

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Eight of 11 midsize luxury sedans failed to pass the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety’s tough new front-end crash test, with four such automobiles, including the Mercedes C-Class and Lexus ES, scoring the lowest possible rating of poor. What do you think?

“Yeah, but just think how impressed the EMTs will be.”

Mika Buchanan • Unemployed

“Tests like this are silly. Did you know you’re a million times more likely to die in a plane crash?”

Geoffrey Alstadter • Seedling Puller


“Good to know. So what’s the recommended angle at which I should crash my luxury sedan?”

Christian Hobbs • Taproom Attendant