Madame Tussauds Appoints ‘Tissue Attendant’ To Comfort One Direction Fans

A spokesman for Madame Tussauds wax museum in London said in a statement that museum officials brought in 150 boxes of tissues to the One Direction exhibit and appointed a “tissue attendant” to help fans grieving over the departure of Zayn Malik, whose wax figure will not be removed from the lineup. What do you think?

“Visiting a wax museum is the most important step in the grieving process.”

Howard Davis • Recycling Bin Emptier


“That’s the holy grail for tissue attendants.”

Anthony Oyer • Systems Analyst

“What’s the point? It isn’t going to bring Zayn back.”

Nicole Hodges • Admissions Officer