Male Dogs Twice As Likely To Win At Westminster Dog Show

Due to factors such as coat shedding and breeding programs, male dogs have almost double the chance of winning Best in Show at the prestigious Westminster Dog Show. What do you think?

“What’s worse is cats have almost no chance.”

Sandy West • Housesitter


“Hold on. They let girl dogs compete?”

Kevin Daniels • Unemployed

“As a professional show judge, let it be known that I am equally attracted to both male and female dogs.”

Hank Sellers • Dog Show Judge