Malia Obama Selects Harvard, Opts For Gap Year

First daughter Malia Obama has committed to Harvard University but will first take a gap year to draw less attention to her eventual attendance and focus on the final months of her father’s presidency. What do you think?

“This is taking up a slot at Harvard that some poor child of an ambassador could have taken.”

Jodie Krist • Unemployed


“She’ll draw attention no matter what. She’s going to be a year older than everyone else, for crying out loud!”

Austin Hoyne • News Bearer

“Plus it’ll probably take a while to go through all 132 rooms of her house and make sure she didn’t forget to pack anything.”

Sean O’Dowd • Carpet Seamer

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