Minnesota’s Mall of America has decided this year to remain closed on Thanksgiving and not open until Black Friday, encouraging workers and shoppers alike to spend the holiday with family. What do you think?


“I guess I’ll have to find another place to pick up a last-minute turkey baster.”

Julian Asche • Grape Peeler

“But hitting the stores on Thanksgiving has become one of my horrible family’s favorite traditions!”

Bernard Hadden • Plaque Engraver

“Don’t tell me I have to do my Christmas shopping literally any other day.”

Celeste Cummings • Napkin Folder