Man Arrested For Scaling Trump Tower

A 19-year-old was arrested yesterday while using suction cups to climb the exterior of Trump Tower in order to meet with Donald Trump, with police intercepting him at the 21st floor and hospitalizing him for a psychological evaluation. What do you think?

“It’s not the NYPD’s job to stand between a man and his dreams.”

Thad Lowey • Road Salter


“Wow, by the time I was 19 I’d only ever gotten arrested trying to scale a Rite Aid.”

Steven Milliner • Microphone Adjuster

“At least he’ll have a great story to tell someone else’s grandchildren.”

Chelsea Dowling • Butter Spreader