Man Named William Shakespeare Is One Of First in England to Receive Coronavirus Vaccine

Eighty-one-year-old William Shakespeare of Warwickshire, England became one of the first in the world to receive Pfizer’s Covid-19 vaccine outside of a clinical trial as the country’s mass vaccination project rolled out this week. What do you think?

“Where do I know that name ‘coronavirus’ from?”

Buck Clancy • Systems Analyst


“That’s crazy. He’s got the same first name as William Shatner.”

Sofia Breen • Bird Masseuse

“Ugh, I knew they’d prioritize celebrities.”

Rich Guglieri • Screw Sorter