A 50-year-old California man has been certified a Guinness World Record holder after visiting Disneyland nearly 2,995 times in a row, with his streak beginning in 2012 and ending when the park closed for the pandemic in 2020. What do you think?

“That’s one dedicated midlife crisis.”
Lucas Dupuy, Hint Decryptor

“I wonder how he’ll celebrate his record.”
Chelsea Holloway, Dime Bag Filler
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“Yeah, but I bet my fingernails are longer.”
Greg Kerkevold, Accountability Administrator