A Georgia man has been federally charged with wire fraud after lying about owning a small business to receive a Covid-19 relief loan, which he then used to buy a single Pokémon card that cost $57,789. What do you think?

“I just hope the evidence locker is temperature-controlled.”
Zack Klasfeld, Unemployed

“Imagine how much it will appreciate by the time he gets out of prison though.”
Hugh Liddell, Cartel Messenger

“Pretty good at paperwork for a 9-year-old.”
Tori Ocheret, General Employee
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