Manson, Von Teese Split

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese has reportedly filed for divorce from shock-rocker Marilyn Manson. What do you think?

"They had a pretty standard marital disagreement: She wanted to have kids, he wanted to take a shit on them."

Kiki Javerbaum • Gymnastics Coach


"Hear that, ladies? The dating scene just got exponentially more horrifying."

Calvin Dumas • Poultry Farmer

"I'm proud of her for making it this far. Statistically speaking, marriages to androgynous Satanist wingnuts rarely survive more than six months."

Brian Warner • Systems Analyst