Marijuana Smokers Skinnier

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According to new research, pot smokers have smaller waist circumferences and have higher levels of “good” HDL cholesterol than those who do not use marijuana, even after controlling for other factors such as age, sex, and level of physical activity. What do you think?

“I knew it! Not smoking pot has made me obese.”

Ross Bottomley • Pillow Cleaner

“We get it, medical community. Stop stuffing marijuana down our throats.”

Vinny Worley • Muskrat Trapper


“Hmm, did they happen to say anything about sniffing markers?”

Jocelyn Crane • Stunt Driver