Billionaire Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg competed in his first local jiu-jitsu tournament, announcing on Instagram that he won gold and silver medals. What do you think?
“I remain convinced I could hold his face in a toilet as long as I wanted.”
Ana D’Amico, Solar Energizer
“I feel a lot better about his ability to protect my data.”
Gabe Tapley, Candy Flavorer
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“I never thought Mark Zuckerberg could be even more badass.”
Kevin Mendes, Itinerary Approver