A study found that more than one-third of new marriages in the United States between 2005 and 2012 began online, and that these marriages were more satisfying and less likely to end in divorce than ones that started offline. What do you think?

“What a bunch of happy losers.”

Patti Farr • Nail Polish Formulator


“Thanks. I wasn’t sure I should marry this woman I met online, but now I totally will.”

Ron Goulet • Billet Inspector

“It’s a shame that those people will never get to experience the romance of just writing to a random penitentiary inmate and seeing what happens.”

Harry Retton • Garden Hose Fabricator