A recent study found that married people are 20 percent more likely to survive a battle with cancer than their unmarried peers. What do you think?

“You can also save a ton of money splitting stuff like the cable bill and rent.”
Erwin Stroud • Consultant

“This just makes my husband’s death that much more embarrassing.”
Chrissy Hurley • Auctioneer
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“I also keep a couple mistresses just to be extra safe.”
Brian Susi • Hide Inspector