Mass Invasion Of Polar Bear Forces Russian Islands To Declare Emergency

After dozens of polar bears flooded into the Novaya Zemlya archipelago, local authorities have declared a state of emergency. Environmental experts in the region have arrived to sedate and remove the population. What do you think?

“Did anyone try yelling real loud?”

Daniel Hulme • Home Brewer

“You don’t see bears sedating us every time we flood their territory.”

Fionn O’Brien • Unemployed

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“So you’re saying my screenplays control reality?”

Olivia Costa • Umbrella Repair Person

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