After dozens of polar bears flooded into the Novaya Zemlya archipelago, local authorities have declared a state of emergency. Environmental experts in the region have arrived to sedate and remove the population. What do you think?

“Did anyone try yelling real loud?”
Daniel Hulme • Home Brewer

“You don’t see bears sedating us every time we flood their territory.”
Fionn O’Brien • Unemployed
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“So you’re saying my screenplays control reality?”
Olivia Costa • Umbrella Repair Person