The mayors of Fall River, MA and New Bedford, MA are seeking to ban Lazy Cakes, a brownie containing 8 milligrams of melatonin, claiming the cartoon character on its package is being used to market the product to children. What do you think?
“Melatonin is a potent chemical that should only be available under the care of a professional GNC clerk.”
Jackson Lett • Dial-Screw Assembler
"I always fall asleep after eating an entire cake of any kind, so the melatonin seems unnecessary to me."
Brianna Burns • Knife Setter
"Take it easy, mayors. Ted Kennedy's dead. You don't have to worry about him powering one down and then driving on the sidewalk."
Larry Gillan • Unemployed