Massive Asteroid Could Hit Earth In 2032

Ukrainian scientists identified a 1,300-foot wide asteroid, large enough to potentially wipe out human civilization, that they projected would strike the planet in 2032, though NASA’s calculations place the likelihood of an impact at one in 48,000. What do you think?

“I’ve pretty much done everything I wanted to.”

Mo Zajonc • Pasteurizer Operator


“Our catastrophically high sea levels will probably soften the blow.”

Gail Applegate • Systems Analyst

“Who cares? By 2032 we’ll all be so old it won’t even matter.”

Samuel Consolo • Rose Grower