Mattel Announces Barbie Movie

Toymaker Mattel announced that it has teamed up with Sony Studios to produce a live-action Barbie movie, a comedy that will reportedly follow the character as she takes on many of the dozens of roles the doll has adopted over the years. What do you think?

“Why would Hollywood be interested in a rail-thin blond they can easily manipulate?”

Jean Swinson • Accounts Manager

“They better not fuck up her backstory.”

Marc Halpersin • U-Haul Truck Driver

“I doubt the film will be able to capture the excitement and fun of putting clothes on dolls.”

Steve Simms • Unemployed

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