McDonald’s To Offer New Fish McBites

McDonald’s announced the upcoming launch of Fish McBites, roughly McNugget-sized fried fish pieces that are made from the same substance as the company’s Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. What do you think?

“Yeah, I know what a McBite is. I’m not an idiot.”

Elmer Youngreen • Insecticide Sprayer


“Frankly, I think it’s unnatural to mold fish meat slurry into something other than a rectangle."

Roxanne Boldroff • Bill Collector

“Mmm! I love substance.”

Dino Borthwick • Souvenir Assembler