More than 30 years after its last redesign, McDonald’s is again undergoing a major facelift. What will the new design features be?
A lounging section with couches and armchairs, created solely to give McDonald’s employees the extra-humiliating task of extracting pickle slices wedged under the cushions
Nude marble Ronald McDonald sculptures
PlayPlace jungle gyms and ball pits will be replaced with more urbane kid-sized yoga mats and mini squash courts
Condiment stations broadened to accommodate diaper-changing
Hamburglar now played with simmering intensity by veteran actor Robert Duvall
Talking toilets will tell customers how many calories they just expelled
Extra Dr Pepper dispenser in each soda fountain
Tables feature the “Again Button,” which customers can hit if they want employees to bring them the same meal again
Slogan “I’m Lovin’ It” to be changed to “I’m Loving It”