McDonald's Sales Down For First Time In 9 Years

McDonald’s worldwide sales fell 1.8 percent in October, marking the first drop in the fast food chain’s monthly sales figures since April 2003. What do you think?

“Yeah, I’ve been making my own Spicy Chicken McBites at home.”

Rocco Bonifant • Warehouse Guard


“Uh-oh. Did another restaurant learn how to make hamburgers?”

Yvonne Weeks • Hosiery Salesperson

“Maybe they should stop dragging their heels on that McRib shake, then.”

Les Baxter • Can Filler