Last week, the Supreme Court upheld the federal government's right to ban marijuana use, even in states that allow it for medical reasons. What do you think?

"This is sad news for me and other survivors of nausea."

Irina Manta • Systems Analyst


"I was surprised by the judges' reaction to this whole thing. Especially Scalia, because, y'know, he's cool."

Brian Netter • Tile Setter

"Well, can't these cancer patients paint, play sports, or listen to music instead of doing drugs? That's what they taught us in health class."

Alan Schoenfeld • Shoe Salesman


"Dude, the small-government-advocating, states-rights-supporting conservatives must've been totally high when they wrote that decision."

Daniel S. Korobkin • Podiatirst

"The Court made the right decision. Once you legalize the medical use of marijuana, it's only a matter of time before you start seeing medical use of harder narcotics, like morphine."

Robert Yablon • Banker


"Great. Now how am I supposed to treat my recurrent case of Doritos Aversion Syndrome?"

Caroline Wilson • Lab Supervisor

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