The CDC has advised physicians that rather than prescribing opioids for chronic pain, a regimen of meditation and cognitive behavioral therapy could be even more effective. What do you think?


“It’s not really the American way to treat the root cause of a problem like this.”

Timothy Bartmon • Nylon Lobbyist

“Did the CDC mention how long I have to play along with all of this until I can request a prescription?”

Tyler Emmerich • Commerce Enthusiast

“Great. This’ll free up my opioids for recreational use.”

Ginger Skulkey • Livestock Barterer