It was announced that Melania and Barron Trump will stay in New York City after Inauguration Day rather than move to the White House so that Barron can continue at the same school. What do you think?


“It’s important to maintain a sense of normalcy for billionaire children by not uprooting them from their gold skyscrapers.”

Martin Waugh • Cafeteria Supervisor

“Good. I like a president with zero distractions.”

Gwen Harbury • Gelatin Molder

“Yeah, it was rough on me when I had to transfer schools after my dad got a new job he was in no way qualified for.”

Jermaine Nolan • Tortilla Innovator