Two men dressed as Mormon missionaries rang the doorbell of a Las Vegas house and told the homeowner they wanted to speak with him about Jesus Christ, before pulling out a gun, assaulting the resident, entering his home, and stealing cash and iPads. What do you think?

“What’s the big deal? It’s like you’ve never been beaten up by missionaries before.”
Willy Vonn • Faucet Assembler

“As a resident of the Southwest, I can attest that Mormons are very friendly, hard-working, community-minded people. I’ve been creeped out by them maybe eight, nine times tops.”
Dustin Filley • Sisal Picker
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“Are you trying to convert me to Mormonism right now? Because it’s working.”
Estelle Steinkamp • Linotype Machinist