Meth Found Hidden Inside Bras, Art Supplies

Australian authorities have seized over $900 million worth of methamphetamine smuggled inside gel bra inserts and children’s paint-by-number kits. What do you think?

“I was wondering why Phoebe’s easel cost $15,000.”

Louise Polnar • Deputy Vocalist


“A hard prison sentence ought to give these criminals plenty of time to think about better ways to smuggle ice.”

Chase McCutcheon • Snack Critic

“Thank God. Just think what could happen if Australians had access to methamphetamine.”

Ed Heimer • Dumpster Leaser