Methodist Church Votes To Ban Same-Sex Marriages And Clergy

In a move that has split members between traditionalist and progressive factions, the United Methodist Church worldwide conference voted this week to ban gay and lesbian clerics and the officiating of same-sex marriages, saying such inclusions defy the word of God. What do you think?

“This leaves me with no choice but to remain completely unaffiliated with the United Methodist Church.”

Louisa Dyer • Wig Stylist


“If we’ve seen anything, it’s that it totally works to regulate clergy’s sexuality.”

Jason Reyna • Statuary Collector

“This is a great reminder that sometimes God’s word can be dumb as shit.”

Craig Larson • Flame Decal Embosser