Imprisoned in Mexico since February 2014, notorious drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman has escaped from his cell via a mile-long tunnel dug out beneath his shower, angering U.S. officials who previously requested Guzman’s extradition to prevent such a scenario. What do you think?
“Some birds aren’t meant to be caged.”
Peter Toovey • Mayoral Assistant
“Those three-day-long showers he was always taking should have tipped them off.”
Jess Nicholson • Funeral Planner
“I wish I had a job I wanted to get back to that badly.”
Oscar Bunt • Paper Administrator