Video leaked online this week revealed that Microsoft is developing a competitor to voice-activated smartphone virtual assistants like Apple’s Siri and Google Now tentatively called Cortana, which will appear as an animated circle icon. What do you think?

“Good, I need a soprano for my Virtual Assistant quartet.”
Jim O’Rourke • Fan Installer

“Every time you think Microsoft is done innovating, there they are with another brilliant, unprecedented feature like this.”
Tom Hamilton • Choir Conductor
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“I had a falling out with that bitch Siri, so hopefully this Cortana bitch will be nicer.”
Martha Drimmer • Account Manager