Milk Straight From Breast Best For Baby’s Weight

A new study suggests that breastfed babies have a healthier weight than either formula-fed or bottled breast milk-fed babies. What do you think?

“That’s nice, but I’m going to do what’s best for my nipples.”

Caitlan Bradley • Fowl Importer


“It also wouldn’t kill the baby to hit the gym a few days a week.”

Eli Colon • Sci-Fi Historian

“I’m getting really tired of everyone just assuming I want a healthy baby.”

Ken Cooley • Barber Auditor