Miss America Scrapping Swimsuit Portion Of Competition

In a statement from its new all-female leadership, the Miss America competition announced that it will remove the swimsuit portion and no longer judge participants on their outward appearance. What do you think?

“As long as they’re still being judged in some way.”

Alfred Barnaby • Etiquette Instructor


“This spits in the face of every girl who’s ever starved herself to fit into a size four.”

Francesca Grouper • Systems Analyst

“We can still wear them at home while we watch the competition though, right?”

Derek Speed • Talon Collector