Swimming — Centennial, Colorado
Favorite Musical Artist: Who cares? Really, who the fuck cares?
Accomplishment: Once swam to bottom of pool and touched grate
Special Skills: Excellent breath control during post-race interview
Biggest Inspiration: Her coach, who bends over pool at every meet, yelling, “Swim! Swim! Swim a lot! Keep swimming!”
Weaknesses: Still has to hold nose underwater like little baby
NEXT: Kim Rhode