Four moisturizers have been found to cause skin cancer in mice. What do you think?
"If you're trying to sucker me into running a mouse-cancer 5K, I'm not going to do it. I've lost too many damn weekends to those things."
Danielle Molinaro • Systems Analyst
"At least it made those tumors 41 percent more radiant."
LaVon Wilson • Networking Consultant
"What about eye shadow? Can I still apply eye shadow to my mice?"
Warren Peller • Backhoe Operator