Moisturizers Cause Cancer In Mice

Four moisturizers have been found to cause skin cancer in mice. What do you think?

"If you're trying to sucker me into running a mouse-cancer 5K, I'm not going to do it. I've lost too many damn weekends to those things."

Danielle Molinaro • Systems Analyst


"At least it made those tumors 41 percent more radiant."

LaVon Wilson • Networking Consultant

"What about eye shadow? Can I still apply eye shadow to my mice?"

Warren Peller • Backhoe Operator