After crowdsourcing the question of which piece to replace in Monopoly, Hasbro confirmed that the thimble will soon be phased out in favor of one of 56 new options, including a hashtag and an emoji. What do you think?

“Times change. Not everything can stay as relevant as a top hat.”

Mike Slessers • Systems Analyst


“So much for playing out my long-held fantasies of a lowly thimble rising up out of obscurity to corner the Atlantic City real estate market.”

Dottie D'Angelo • Footage Reviewer

“I drink the delicious tears of the morons who voted to lose the wheelbarrow.”

Jake Dingman • Unemployed