Monopoly To Replace Thimble Piece

After crowdsourcing the question of which piece to replace in Monopoly, Hasbro confirmed that the thimble will soon be phased out in favor of one of 56 new options, including a hashtag and an emoji. What do you think?

“Times change. Not everything can stay as relevant as a top hat.”

Mike Slessers • Systems Analyst


“So much for playing out my long-held fantasies of a lowly thimble rising up out of obscurity to corner the Atlantic City real estate market.”

Dottie D'Angelo • Footage Reviewer

“I drink the delicious tears of the morons who voted to lose the wheelbarrow.”

Jake Dingman • Unemployed