A Gallup poll found that 5.6% of U.S. adults identify as LGBTQ, a 1% increase over three years that’s mostly attributed to younger Americans, with 1 in 6 Gen Z adults identifying as LGBTQ. What do you think?

“This is great, but pride parades are way too congested as it is.”
Thomas Mullins, Pull-Tab Designer

“Only 94.4% left to go!”
Jon Whitaker, Unemployed
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“Any scientist can tell you Gallup poll numbers are assigned at birth.”
Rosalind Dunn, Widow’s Apprentice