Over a million residents of the Carolinas and Virginia have been ordered to evacuate in anticipation of Hurricane Florence. What do you think?
“See, Puerto Rico? Fleeing a hurricane is not that complicated.”
Guy Glover • Mitt In-Breaker
“Thank God we’ve extracted enough fossil fuels to transport them all to safety.”
Lara Viavant • Neapolitan Pizza Auditor
“These hurricanes get worse and worse every year; I don’t know why they keep coming out with them.”
Dennis Peterson • Impotency Tester