Over a million residents of the Carolinas and Virginia have been ordered to evacuate in anticipation of Hurricane Florence. What do you think?

“See, Puerto Rico? Fleeing a hurricane is not that complicated.”

Guy Glover • Mitt In-Breaker

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“Thank God we’ve extracted enough fossil fuels to transport them all to safety.”

Lara Viavant • Neapolitan Pizza Auditor

“These hurricanes get worse and worse every year; I don’t know why they keep coming out with them.”

Dennis Peterson • Impotency Tester

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