A recent report found that annual death rates from alcohol-related illnesses jumped an average of 10 percent each year in the past decade for people between the ages of 25 and 34. What do you think?
“That’s impossible! Alcohol advertisements always say ‘drink responsibly.’”
Natalie Brent • Systems Analysis
“It’s nice to see young adults finally do their fair share of dying.”
Magritte Williams • Portcullis Attendant
“Okay, but what’s the catch?”
Bruce Goldman • Shoe Tongue Loosener