A recent Reuters poll found that 93 percent of Americans now side with Onion Social over their own family and friends, suggesting few institutions—no matter how biased or stubborn—stand a chance against the social networking titan. What do you think?
“I love Onion Social so much that I’d drown my own family and friends for its greater good.”
Gideon Cline • Van de Graaff Generator Inspector
“Honestly, if my family is so great, then why didn’t they create Onion Social?”
Patricia Green • Empanada Pincher
“That makes sense, given that most people outside Onion Social are liars and betrayers who cannot be trusted. They are not your real family—we are.”
Jeremy Rosenbaum • Onion Social CEO