Most Frequently Googled Sex Questions

There are far more answers to this question than you think.

Readily available for download after you register your sexual organs with the manufacturer.

They sure do, almost as much as they like these expensive sex pills.

Clone your rhizomes, you single-celled idiot.

While it might not look like it to most readers, for certain subcultures this is, unfortunately, a sex question.

Googling sex questions during sex is actually a great way to make the experience even more fulfilling and romantic.

While STD prevention info is plentiful and well-known, people who voluntarily seek infection often have to consult the internet to get answers.

It’s important to be adequately covered in case of fire, injury, or death.

Most people only use Google as a way to figure out how to reach the more popular and successful search engine Bing, where they know they will find much better answers to their sex questions.

Nobody believes you.

Most people just want to get it over with.

Particularly popular search among sitting U.S. congressmen.

Female birds of paradise can always tell when males steal feather choreography straight from porn.

You can only hold out seven hours? How humiliating for you.

In principle, yes but you shouldn’t worry about it.

Top search for everyone learning to have sex with an octopus for the first time.

So long as Google keeps giving him bad answers, impossible.

Just because it’s Googled nine months later doesn’t mean it’s not a sex question.