Most Shocking Reveals From The Keeping Up With The Kardashians Reunion

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Kim Kardashian

“Is it time for us to fight now or are we waiting until after the crew takes lunch?”

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Khloé Kardashian

“Yeah, I don’t really give a shit about me either.”

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Kris Jenner

“Kourtney is the youngest, and then Khloé and Kim grew off the side of her leg like mushrooms.”

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Kylie Jenner

“Despite being on the air for 14 years, I still have a hard time telling me and my sisters apart.”

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Andy Cohen

“God, I was going to be a journalist. What happened?”

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Kris Jenner

“They were going to kill off Kendall in season three, but in the end I think we’re all glad they didn’t.”

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Kylie Jenner

“I made the majority of my fortune from my landscaping business, Kylie’s Garden Solutions. All the other stuff I treat as my side gig.”

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Rob Kardashian

“Kendall? Kylie? I’m your dad.”

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Kendall Jenner

“Say what you will, but I still believe Pepsi can solve police brutality.”

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Kim Kardashian

“As proud Armenians, we shall rise up and vanquish our Turkish oppressors one day.”

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Kourtney Kardashian

“I am Khloé, actually. They mixed us up in the first episode and after a while it was too embarrassing to correct them, so we just went with it.”

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Kris Jenner

“At the end of the day, the most important thing will always be our family phone plan with unlimited data and messaging.”

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Khloé Kardashian

“I guess if I’m honest, I’m still angry that Kourtney attempted to hold on to some infinitesimal shred of privacy.”

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Kendall Jenner

“I’ve always wanted to do a modeling shoot for Chef Boyardee. I’ve tried to reach out dozens of times, but they keep saying they’re not interested.”

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Kris Jenner

“I will outlive every single one of you human cockroaches, so help me God.”

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Kendall Jenner

“I wish I could have been in the car with Caitlyn when she killed that guy. It would have been so dramatic.”

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Kourtney Kardashian

“Kanye can be difficult but also a lot of fun as a brother-in-law. One time, he hid in the bathroom and surprised me by spraying me with a Super Soaker filled with human blood.”

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Kendall Jenner

“Wait, my last name isn’t Kardashian?”

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Klorf Kardashian

“Klorf!”

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Kim Kardashian

“In November of 1971, I boarded a Boeing 727 aircraft bound for Seattle, wherein, shortly after takeoff, I handed a note to the stewardess informing her that I had a bomb and demanded $200,000, four parachutes, and a fuel truck standing by in Seattle. Once my demands had been met, I parachuted from the back of the plane and landed safely in a wooded area outside of Reno.”

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Kris Jenner

“When I go to the hairdresser, I always bring along a picture of Saddam Hussein for reference.”

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Kim Kardashian

“I would say my biggest mistake was killing Nicole Brown Simpson. I’ll always feel bad that O.J. took the fall for me.”

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Kris Jenner

“I will always be their momager. For instance, I have the exact dates and times everyone will die.”