Scientists at Google concluded that naked mole-rats are the first known mammal to not have an increased risk of death from age-related causes. What do you think?

“God works in mysterious, gross ways.” 

Harold Manning • Isthmus Repairman

“Please tell me it’s the nudity that makes them live longer.”

Nichole Klüg • Washboard Player

“So do I just eat them to absorb their powers then, or what?”

Keith Carney • Unemployed