NASA researchers will pay volunteers $18,000 to stay for 10 weeks in a bed inclined at six degrees, such that subjects’ feet are higher than their heads, which simulates cardiovascular conditions seen in space. What do you think?


“By my accounting, someone already owes me like eleven grand.”

Spencer Kane • Casting Agent

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“Six-degree incline? Forget it.”

Wayne Martin • Trench Coat Designer

“Dang. And all this time I’ve been letting my muscles atrophy for free.”

Eve Irwin • Systems Analyst