The U.S. Navy has officially banned smoking on submarines while the crafts are below the surface. What do you think?
"I think this is a bad move strategically. They're going to have to surface every hour for smoke breaks."
Jeff Sherman • Unemployed
"I'm sure some sailors may be mad about this, but think of it this way: You get to ride on a submarine!"
Claire Jones • Receiving Weigher
"Well, that's just great. Now what are sailors supposed to do after they've had sex on a submarine?"
Ward Banks • Machine Marker